Stopped Blogging because....

I stopped blogging not only because I couldn't think of things to write but because it won't let me separate anything into paragraphs. When it's typed up it's looks good and than when I post it it ends up as one long paragraph. It got very annoying. When, or should I say if, I figure out how to fix it and I can think of something to write I'll be back.

Water and Wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!

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Her First Visit With Santa

I took baby girl to see Santa for her first time last night. It was just at the local Fire Department. Walked all the way there. Stood around in the cold for what seemed like hours, yet was only like 30min. Than they sent us in considering it was much to cold for the little ones outside. Glad someone finally noticed after a half hour. We waited in line for what seemed like forever again. I got to listen to her keep tellin me, "No santa we go home now" cause she was tired. Of course everytime I said we could go but than she wouldn't get to meet santa, she didn't want to leave. We finally get to the front of the line and I had to hold her back so the last 2 kids in line before her could have their turns. OK, IT'S FINALLY HER TURN! I let her go and she went running to him, climbed right on his lap.................... Than refused to either look at him or talk to him lol.

A lot has happen since the last time I actually posted any real news. Ya I sent the stuff I got in emails an all. Was just trying to keep the blog going. Not comfortable yet knowing that people might actually see the stuff I write lol. But right now I'm drinking so I have balls so I'm gonna write some. Don't know what I'll say or how much or where this will all go but I'm gonna start. To update. The last real thing I talked about was my man/child and his brush with the police. A lot has happen since than. Starting with Oct 13Th. He came home about a half hr before I was supposed to b at work and told me that he wasn't watching her unless he could bring her to the football game. Excuse me??? We argued. He just doesn't get it. We live in a small town, the football games are the big thing here it seems. Hell, they have actual home coming parades with the works lol. The 3yr old loves them lol. Oh ya she had a bday on Nov 9Th. but we'll get to that I'm sure. But anyways! It takes what 30seconds to steal a kid. Considering the amount of people at these games and the combined fact that tho he says he never loses sight of her. He's there with his friends and he's 15teen. He gets distracted. 30 seconds. Not a long time. Sorry I don't much wanna take the chance so NO SHE CAN NOT GO TO THE FOOTBALL GAMES! Right now I'm having her Bday teddy bear from gramma thrust in my face. That way I can say "Hi Bear" so she can move it and I can show surprise and say "Oh hi Breanna, I didn't know it was you Ha Ha Ha". Life as a parent, does it end? OK where was I? Oh ya! After we argued (the man/child and I) he than stated, "Well whatever, go to work anyways. I'll take her to the game anyways. What are you gonna do about it? EXCUSE ME!!!!!! What is he stupid lol? I responded with, "Fine I'll call in to work just go." When he was going out the door I told him, "ya know what, don't' come back until he can show me a little respect. He responded with, "Well I guess I won't b back since that will never happen." He's such a little snot rag!!!! He stayed at a friends for a little over a week. During that time he went to school on Monday, walked out. Didn't bother with ....... Gawd, back again! This time had to stop to change the girl child's diaper. Yes I know she's 3 and should be potty trained. Tell her that. She'll pee like she's Niagara Falls on the toilet but god forbid she take a dump there. The most she'll do is pass gas and than say," Mommy I'm done, I pooped." (Eye Roll) Ya ok honey. I don't push is too much figuring she's not gonna wanna go to kindergarten or first grade in them. And she does really like her big girl panties. She just is refusing to poop on the potty. The little stubborn she devil. OK I'm off the original subject again. It won't stop ya know lol. OK just put Sponge Bob on. I have a few min to finish what I started at least. Just wanna update yall on the whole court thing Omg I'm typing with one eye. She just had my other one covered. Don't' know why. You ask her. OK where was I? OK....... He didn't bother going to school on Tuesday, went on Wednesday, was late on Thursday and didn't bother on Friday. Than he Went on Monday and came home on Tues. OK I'm gonna put this in draft. I'm tired and she wants me to play. So I'll go play now and hopefully suck the life out of her so she'll go to sleep and I can pass out too lmao. Will continue at a later date. Don't' want to post yet since I haven't finished. Well maybe I will since tomorrow I won't be intoxicated so I might not be brave enough lol. I know me! I'll reread what I wrote, decide it's stupid, and delete it. So maybe I should post tonight. At least I'll have something new up lol. Not sure when I"ll post again so for all who are bored enough to read this, Happy Thanksgiving. Well hell at the rate I post I might as well also say, "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year" Lmao, we'll see if I post again b4 that time.

Stupid Man Child!

Today is my day off. I took advantage of it being a weekday and sent my daughter to nursery school even though I didn't have to. Figured mom deserved a nice quiet day at home, ya know. Well the day was OK. I lay down to watch TV after dropping the little one off and promptly fell asleep until almost 2pm. So much for spending the day cleaning and catching up on stuff. Now here is where my day starts to deteriorate. While getting ready to go pick my little one up from school. I get a call from a police officer. Let me just say that the town we live in follows the rules on under age tobacco smoking and will stop kids they see with a cig. Well my stupid man child, who decided to skip the bus and walk home. Walked right in front of an officer and lit up a cig while in front of the man. Hence the name" Stupid Man Child". Now the officer, when he phoned, told me that he had planned on just taking my sons cigs and giving him a warning. Well I guess that must have been too easy for my son because he decided to mouth off to the officer and give him shit. So I had to go down to the police station to retrieve the boy and the summons we received since we now have to appear in court. While at the police station I find that though they follow the laws of underage smoking they don't seem to have a problem with my spanking, hitting and yes he even mentioned handcuffing my son. From what he said, as long as I don't use a closed fist and punch him in the face I can do it. Oh and than he added that he didn't think my son was too old to spank. ROFLMAO!!!! OK maybe you don't see the humor in that last part so let me explain. I'm 5"3 and weight around 170. My son is 6"1 and weights 252. When the officer said I could spank him the vision that came into my mind was quite amusing. Not the situation we were in, please don't get me wrong there, but picturing him bent over my knee for a spanking. Child would not only prob break my legs but than laugh at what he would consider a weak spanking. Boy's got a big ole back side and it prob wouldn't hurt. Seriously, it wouldn't hurt. I'm home now and all I keep thinking is, stupid stupid child. All he had to do is wait until he was out of sight of the officer and there would have been no problems. Or all he had to do was keep his big mouth shut when the officer was talking to him and poof, no summons no problems. But noooooooooo I get the kid that has the stupidity to tell the officer that he can't do anything to him. Stupid lied about his age. Stupid told them they couldn't keep him cause he had to come home and babysit, lie. Stupid was flip and snotty and was talking back to both the officer and me while I was there. What am I supposed to do with the boy. I can't sell him, hell I probably can't even give him away. I know some people think that it's just a matter of telling your kids they can't do something and than poof it's done, they don't do it. Well sadly I have a child that doesn't work that way. I told him I didn't want him smoking and he chose to do it anyway. I don't allow him to smoke in the house. I don't give him money for cigs. I don't even let him use my lighter. I don't buy them for him. Yes there is an ash tray on the porch. But not cause I want him to smoke. I just don't want him and his friends cig butts all over the porch and driveway. I'm tired and I think I need a drink. Oh crap the little one just ran buy and left a nose burning, eye watering stench. I guess I'll chase her down and change her and than I'm most definitely grabbing a drink. Maybe I'll type more later and give more examples of my man/child's stupidity. There's tons of it, sadly. Oh and did I mention that the stupid child actually said to the nice police officer, "I don't like cops so I don't gotta listen to you". WTF- IS HE REALLY THAT STUPID????

Ya I forgot the link

Ok I stated in the last blog that I was puttin my myspace link down, yet as I'm sure you noticed I didn't do it. Here it is b4 I get distracted again: www.myspace.com/spacey4378 I forgot to post it due to the phone call I recieved and than trying to hurry up with the post I was on while I squirmed in my seat ( this is also known as the pee pee dance done sitting down). Man I make no sense. Here I am talking like there are people out there reading me but I'm new so none of you have heard of me. Plus when I think about it, I'm not sure how I feel bout others reading my blogs and possibly hating what they read. After my first blog last night I went to bed and had myself conviced by morning to think, Say what u want Mum(it's how I refer to myself after 15yrs of being one)who's gonna see it anyways. Go all out, let it loose. Went to work on my blog today and guess what I found????? MY FIRST COMMENT!!!!!!!! Thank you so very much Michelle!!!!!! You really are sweet and it does most definitly make me feel good to know I made you smile. Really nervous bout this whole blog thing now lmao. People might actually see stuff I say and have (OMG) opinions. Rest assured tho. I believe everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. They don't have to b the same as mine to be valid either. Ok I'm gonna have to go for a bit seeing as I'm having a Dora book thrust up my nose. Ya think she wants me to read it lol?